About Me

Managed a small team analyzing bacon in Naples, FL. Spent the better part of the 90’s implementing puppets in Pensacola, FL. Was quite successful at supervising the production of plush toys in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a weekend building banjos in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2008 lecturing about soap scum in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Developed several new methods for exporting rocking horses in Jacksonville, FL.